I’m just going to be honest: I had no idea what a ‘drinkin’ pretzel’ is, and I didn’t ask. Call it poor journalism if you want to. This isn’t journalism. Fine. Technically, this is a journal. I think of it as a rough log that never becomes smooth. Those are nautical terms: The ‘rough log’ is the first version of the ‘captain’s log,’ and the ‘smooth log’ is the thing that becomes official. This blog will never be official.
This portion of the Journey certainly wasn’t official. At least, it hadn’t been anticipated. The plan was to go directly into Mount Carmel and possibly points north. Not until I checked the map twice to see how to get out of the mountains most expediently did I notice a coffeehouse to my south. It was located in the town of Pine Grove. I know what you’re thinking; Pine Grove is on South Mountain. Well, yes there is, however, there’s another Pine Grove up here in coal country.
Interestingly enough, this Pine Grove is also near the Appalachian Trail. About two miles to the south is a sizable trail parking spot along with a cluster of historical locales like the Pilger Ruh historical marker and several ‘lookout’ sites that are rather dangerous but offer breathtaking views of the valley below. I took advantage of the clear weather to take a nice little hike on the trail as I headed home. More about that later.
Pine Grove is another town that embodies the former Pennsylvania coal mining settlement lifestyle. Until 1862, Pine Grove was home to a branch of the world-famous Union Canal. This branch connected Swatara Creek to Union Water Works and was used to ship (you guessed it) anthracite. These days, much of the area is a state park, and the entire region is replete with historical sites like Nutting Hall and Pine Grove Theatre, both of which are on the National Register of Historic Places. A Lutheran church existed here as early as 1782, and it was among the first buildings, showing just how organically and haphazardly settlement took place here in the heady frontier days of Pennsylvania coal.
Stepping into Sweet G’s Bakery, I didn’t know exactly what to expect. It’s marketed as an eatery, but coffee was definitely on the menu, or at least that’s what the map indicated. Not being one to trust the Internet, I kept my coffee from the last place close at hand in case there wasn’t any coffee, or if they were exclusively serving chain-store coffee. It was a close call: They almost gave me Folgers.
OK, I like Folgers…for general use. I want something more distinctive when I’m out and about. Somehow, the woman behind the counter knew that intuitively. I don’t know how or why, but hidden in a cupboard was a craft roast they use specifically for lattes and other fancy drinks. I shouldn’t have been that shocked; rural Pennsylvania loves its big chain, powerhouse roasters. Cheap but powerful is how people tend to take the coffee, especially the truck drivers who forge their way up the mountains daily. Thankfully, Sweet G’s knew to keep everyone’s options open with a special stash.
The coffee I got came courtesy of Mississippi Mud, a coffee wholesaler out of St. Louis, Missouri. They’re big, but not well known; I’ve never seen their products in Pennsylvania. Dancing Dogs was the name of this particular roast. It was a medium roast and advertised chocolate, berry, and raisin notes. I got all of those notes in a melange. The almond milk I had in the latte drowned out a bit of the richness that occurs with a roast like this, but this particular roast was only currently available in latte form. Even so, it was an excellent blend.
I was surprised to find a craft latte up in the mountains at all. Sweet G’s is as modern as its surroundings are historical. The cafe has only been around for about four and a half years. The newness shows in the fresh, upbeat surroundings, especially the exterior which would have been hip downtown. I’m picturing this place as a centerpiece of the growing community here. Yes, the roughly two thousand residents added a few to their number this year. Given the virtues of small-town living in a hypermediated age, I wouldn’t be stunned if we started to see the young professionals heading back to the countryside. Time will tell. Those sophisticated folks will need a space of their own. We know that space already exists: the coffeehouse.
Oh, and by the way, I finally figured out what a ‘Drinkin’ Pretzel’ is, and there’s a reason I’m capitalizing it now: It’s proprietary! It’s a trademarked thing. Drinkin’ Pretzels are these flavored hard pretzel chunks that look like a dentist’s nightmare and a gluten lover’s dream. I’m the gluten lover in question. A meal without bread just doesn’t feel substantive to me. I held back from getting any vittles this time, but when I return (and I will), I need to remember there is a crunchy, bready meal waiting when I get off the trail.
Ah yes, the trail. I decided to take the long way home, down Route 501 and over Blue Mountain. In doing so, I came upon an entry point for the Appalachian Trail. I didn’t have my bear spray handy, so I didn’t wander far. This is the time of year when bears eat the last of their dinner before hibernation. I wasn’t keen on being that dinner. It had recently rained, and the mountain sky was clear and blue. Autumn has just begun to fade into winter here, and that afforded a chance to see through the trees to the valley below the ridgelines. Climbs here are steep, but that’s what I like about them. It’s a beautiful challenge. At one point, the trail looks like it’s curving up to meet the sky.
As the sun sank deeper toward the earth, I packed up my trekking poles and put my boots on the gas pedal. It was time to go home. At least the car didn’t blink any disturbing lights at me this time. The next entry should be even further afield. I want to head northward into the mountains in both directions (northwest and northeast) to examine what the deep wilderness beyond the river valleys is doing with coffee. Many of these towns are very isolated. That makes them very interesting. I want to get across the Maryland and West Virginia borders soon (I’ve reviewed coffee in Baltimore in a previous entry), but, for now, there’s a lot left to explore in Pennsylvania.
Until next month, Happy Thanksgiving (and stay caffeinated).































































































